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2025 Mystery Rally

The Team

Andrew

The Mastermind

Hailing from the motherland, Andrew grew up carving out the cliffs of Dover, enjoyed by so many visitors to the region today, warding off both the stinky French invaders, and the pesky Romans. For most, the rock dust would choke and suffocate. But for Andrew, the pummelled cliff particles served to strengthened his lungs, and in 1996, Andrew would finished in 1st place at the inaugural Maria Trench Run – never held again after all other competitors were completely outclassed.

By the time he was 24, having been thrice knighted by Her Majesty, Queen Lizzy, Andrew sought his next challenge in the colonies. And so began his training in the dark arts of The Rally.

James

The Explorer

Once a respected member as the Knights of the Round Table, Sir James has swam across the far reaches of the Pacific to find himself set firmly on Queenslander Country. He goes by many other names and is known by many due to his acute sense of taste and direction, he can hunt a gnat with ease. James as we refer him to is a direct descendent of William Penn, has crafted arts in toothpick making and Hanka chive folding. He is a nobleman a true gent and shall be set forth to the Mystery Rally 2025.