Andrew
The Mastermind
Hailing from the motherland, Andrew grew up carving out the cliffs of Dover, enjoyed by so many visitors to the region today, warding off both the stinky French invaders, and the pesky Romans. For most, the rock dust would choke and suffocate. But for Andrew, the pummelled cliff particles served to strengthened his lungs, and in 1996, Andrew would finished in 1st place at the inaugural Maria Trench Run – never held again after all other competitors were completely outclassed.
By the time he was 24, having been thrice knighted by Her Majesty, Queen Lizzy, Andrew sought his next challenge in the colonies. And so began his training in the dark arts of The Rally.
Chris
The Bumbling Fool
Chris is an Australian-made 1982 model – as defective out of the factory as a BMW’s indicator, but well supplied with spare parts and duct tape. What turns of the cogs behind his blank stare and enigmatic taste for cheese is a mystery known only to those who dare not speak of it – lest they themselves be rendered mad by just a whisper of the coveted secrets.