2025 Spring Rally
In October of 2025 Andrew and Braeden will set out on the Box Rallies – 2025 Spring Rally, a 5-day endurance test across Australia to raise money in support of current and future research into cancer treatments.
All money raised goes directly the Cancer Council.
The Team
Andrew
The Mastermind
Hailing from the motherland, Andrew grew up carving out the cliffs of Dover, enjoyed by so many visitors to the region today, warding off both the stinky French invaders, and the pesky Romans.
For most, the rock dust would choke and suffocate. But for Andrew, the pummelled cliff particles served to strengthened his lungs, and in 1996, Andrew would finished in 1st place at the inaugural Maria Trench Run – never held again after all other competitors were completely outclassed.
By the time he was 24, having been thrice knighted by Her Majesty, Queen Lizzy, Andrew sought his next challenge in the colonies. And so began his training in the dark arts of The Rally.
Braeden
The Boundless
Born in 2003, during a lunar eclipse that briefly confused every barn owl in southern England, Braeden emerged into the world wielding an Xbox controller and an uncanny ability to troubleshoot grandma’s Wi-Fi from the womb.
As a lad, he was raised on a strict diet of cereal, conspiracy theories, and mildly inappropriate memes. By age ten, he’d already reverse-engineered the family toaster — because the toast simply wasn’t “vibing” enough.
In 2017, he famously won the Interdimensional Spelling Bee by correctly spelling a word that doesn’t exist in any known language. The trophy exploded upon touch, which everyone agreed was fair.
Braeden now trains under Sir Andrew, Knight of Three Crowns, in the noble traditions of The Rally. Together, they harness the powers of caffeine, sarcasm, and unshakeable Wi-Fi signals to fight the forces of lag and legacy systems everywhere.